+ Personalized Talismans & Charm Bags

A talisman will be fashioned based on your needs, whether for love, money, success, or to draw on a particular planetary power. All talismans are ritually consecrated with proper timing, invoking the appropriate spirits for the task. Instructions to feed and maintain each talisman's power will be provided, along with any rituals or techniques shared by the spirit seated within.

Personalized talismans start at $155, but peculiar requests involving rare materia are subject to additional costs to cover materials. A complementary oil can be specially formulated for your purpose for an additional $50.

+ Planetary Candle-Burning Rituals

Our planetary candle-burning rituals are ideal for harnessing the power of the Celestial bodies towards any goal. The appropriate planetary pentacle will be used to conjure the angels of the Celestial body, who will be set to work on your behalf. Various candles, oils, herbs, and other materia will be used to bolster your endeavors and obtain the grace of the planetary spirits, along with offerings appropriate to the nature of the spirits conjured.

Luna: Luna can be called on for all matters; to open roads, to close them, to gain insight or inspiration, to obtain occult knowledge, or to enhance the psychic senses. Her ebb and flow can be used to increase wealth, to enhance love, and to banish ill influences. Luna can also be called on for all matters pertaining to travel, whether to bless or protect a trip, or to bring about the funds required to venture out into the world.

Saturn: For all matters of the home or of the land, including the purchase and sale of real estate; also for personal discipline, financial restriction (to get your spending habits in line!), the dissolution of debts, and undoing curses / jinxes / crosses. Spirits of Saturn can also be called on for binding and restricting rivals and enemies.

Jupiter: For wealth, long-term financial goals, promotions, progress in career, and business. Also for academic pursuits, sovereignty, large purchases, and legal procedures.

Mars: For breaking through blockages, healing from injury, protection, and matters of lust. Also for drive, motivation, ambition, and support in obtaining your goals when you need an extra push.

Sol: For general health, protection, and wealth. Also, to obtain the favor of superiors, to climb hierarchies, to gain social favor from those around you, and to bring attention and fame.

Venus: For all matters of love, romance, sexuality, passion, and friendship, as well as for beauty, grace, and social influence. The spirits of Venus can be called on to bring money through creative endeavors, or to attract new clients to a business. They can also help in bolstering self-love, re-aligning with our creative self, and to obtain all beautiful things -- including expensive trinkets and pleasurable experiences!

Mercury: For all manners of trade, to obtain rare items, to gain access to resources, to open roads, to facilitate communication, to enhance the tongue; also to enhance business, to support all academic endeavors, and to gain access to new magics.

$150

+ Uncrossing & Blessing

To be rid of all jinxes, crosses, and curses and replace their influence with that of blessings. A cross-shaped candle will be baptized in your name and anointed with various oils of exorcism before being fumigated with cleansing herbs and 'scraped' with a black-hilted knife consecrated according to Solomonic tradition. This ensures that all negative influences are severed from your spiritual body, remediating energetic illness, destroying hexes, and enhancing your overall wellbeing. I offer this work for free to recurring clients, in exchange for a public testimony.

$85

+ Baneful Work

Kitchen Toad recognizes that certain situations require a heavy hand; we do not shy away from baneful work, but advocate for the responsible use of maleficia. Although we are happy to provide you with curses, hexes, jinxes, bindings, hauntings, and magical threats galore, each request will be met with scrutiny, and a reading will be performed to verify the outcome of the working, as well as to confirm whether it is justified.

Baneful workings start at $200, but may be subject to additional costs depending on materials required, and the nature of the work itself.

Geomancy is a method of divination hailing from Northern Africa, involving the casting of lots to obtain binary values which are then distributed through a chart. The 16 figures obtained are then interpreted according to the 12 Houses they fall into, with an additional set of three figures interpreted as the Court, and a 'reconciliator' obtained by combining the figure of the querent with that of the answer. Geomancy's strength lies in its binary system, allowing us to extrapolate a surprising amount of information and detail from its relatively simple charts by applying a variety of classical and modern techniques.

Geomancy excels at answering yes/no questions while also allowing us to examine the circumstances, influences, and factors affecting the outcome spelled out by the chart. In doing so, we are able to adjust course, to remediate potential trouble, and to find potential solutions to any challenges coming your way.

Every reading involves a divination ritual performed with the help of my assisting spirits, along with offerings to the spirits of the day as well as those of your spiritual court. Pictures of this ritual will be provided with your reading.

+ Standard Readings

Our standard reading takes a holistic approach to your query. We will consider your personal state, as well as that of the other party or situation at hand, along with interfering influences and prominent figures in the chart. If applicable, we will also consider the Via Puncti to find the root of the issue, and employ a variety of appropriate techniques to obtain a defined and detailed answer to your question.

What kind of questions should I ask?

The best questions to ask within the frame of Geomancy are yes/no questions, or those with a binary response. From these, more detail can be extrapolated as to the why/how/when/etc...

Example questions:

Will I profit if I invest in this stock portfolio?

Does John prefer Jane over me, romantically?

Is this dream apartment as good as it seems?

Will I succeed in building this business idea?

Will my husband receive his visa in the next month?

$125

Specialized Readings

+ Locating lost objects, materia, places, or people

Within this reading, we will observe the House which best suits the item you are hoping to locate, taking the figure within and its interactions with the rest of the chart as indicators of the object's location. We will also consider the Court to determine whether the item was lost, stolen, or simply misplaced, and whether or not it can be retrieved.

$80

+ Relocation

Planning your next move? We will consider the mobility of the figure in the 4th House as a confirmation of whether or not you should make the jump. We will also interpret the Court as the progression of your endeavor, along with the 3rd and 9th Houses as indicators of the challenges you encounter and the blessings you may reap. In the case that you are debating between multiple options, we will look for perfection with the 1st House to indicate which option is best suited for your goals.

$80

+ Horary Readings

Horary readings are performed differently from standard charts. For this reading, my spiritual assistants and your personal court will be propitiated with offerings to get a glimpse at your future. This reading can be performed for any period of time, whether it be a week or a year, or anything in between. We will consider the Court as the broad themes of your life during this time, and each House as an even portion of this period, along with their standard associations. For example, within a 3-month reading, each House would represent a week's time; within a year-long reading, each House would symbolize a different month. To add another layer of nuance to this reading, the Cardines will be considered as rulers of each quarter, granting us insight into the inter-connected patterns of energy during this period of your life.

These readings are excellent to plan magical endeavors, to plot important life decisions, and to avert potential dangers and struggles. A follow-up remediation chart can be paired with this reading, should the time ahead be quite turbulent. In which case, the remediation chart is offered at a heavily discounted price ($50).

$200

+ Love Readings involving more than 2 parties

Sometimes we need to know who will come out on top; will the heart of your beloved be stolen by his new interest, or will your love prevail? Within this reading, we will take a look at your situation through the lens of the 1st House (representing you), the 7th House (representing your lover), and the 5th House (representing your rival in love). The Court will be interpreted as indication of how your relationship will progress forward, and perfection between the 1st and 7th, or 5th and 7th Houses will be interpreted to discover the winning party. This reading also includes an analysis of the influences at hand and of the nature of each party's role within the affair. Because such readings often require separate charts to be cast to clarify the outcome and the intentions of each party, this process is quite a laborious affair and may take longer to complete than most other readings.

$215

The cost of custom formulas is calculated considering the materia required, the time taken to collect, retrieve, and process said materia, and our custom formulation fee of $50. You will receive 2oz of materia along with the recipe and methodology needed to recreate it. The remaining materia may be offered through our online boutique (deeply personal formulas excluded, of course).

Standard formulation costs range from $75-$200 + shipping depending on the factors mentioned above. Should you wish to receive more than 2oz of product, a special rate may be discussed over e-mail.

Formulation can be a very lengthy process, including multiple instances of communion with various spirits, astrological timing, processing materia, infusion, drying, fermentation, and maceration periods, etc... and as such, I will check in with you at every major step of the process to ensure that we are moving towards your desired outcome.